Mad Elf

The winter season is upon us once again and I find my self gravitating towards some awesome brews. Most notably I find the Troegs brewing company. They have one of the best seasonal brews Mad Elf. Not only is is a tasty treat with chocolate and cherries it's fucken 11% alcohol by volume! Are you kidding me? This thing is 3 beers in one bottle.

It's really easy to drink yourself stupid with this stuff, though. It's so delicious and it doesn't have a bite that would be alarming. Keep in mind that it's 11% and drink responsibly, but drink a lot of it because it is scrumptious.

http://www.troegs.com/our_brews/mad_elf_ale.aspx

Could NIN Get Any Better?

I knew it could so I youtubed some DnB remixes and here is the result:

Seriously I have listened to this about 4 times already and I can't get enough of it.

Why Harry Potter is a dick

We all know and love Harry Potter. He's a hero with an astranged and abusive past, but I think he's a dick. You may be asking yourselves "Why is Harry a dick?" I'm not because I know he's a dick.

First off why the hell hasn't he banged Hermani(?). "Oh Eric he's better than that!"

Wrong! He's a self absorbed loser. A total loser. He doesn't have any respect for the people around him. In the 'Prison of Azkaban' he dawns his cloak of invisibility and just goes around pushing people around because he is upset!

What a dick.

He finds out why Hermani is always just appearing in class and he just laughs and pushes off poor Rons concerns. Why doesn't anyone think maybe that Ron might be mentally ill. Would you force the mentally ill to just walk about because you know they are crazy?

Fuck you!

Harry Potter is a dick.

NaNoWrimo

Well here we are November. The days have become shorter, Thanks Giving is around the corner, Christmas decorations and contraband are already being displayed in stores. Well there is one more thing about this month though, NaNoWrimo (National Novel Writing Month) and I am participating in it, well,l that is, in theory anyways.

It is almost the middle of the month and I have yet to even write one paragraph. You may be asking "Why the hell are you writing your first blog post when you could be writing your novel?!" It's called procrastination jack ass! I have yet to come up with somewhat of a plot that compels me to write. So instead I felt compelled to write a blog post about me not writing my novel.

So anyways being that this will be my first post I will always have it to remind me of why I didn't write my novel.